Friday, May 1, 2015

Hopkinsville Goblins

On August 21, 1955, a group of missionaries from a far away planet named Krapton had to make an emergency stop outside of Hopkinsville, Ky.  A pregnant Krapton alien gave birth to triplets on U.S. soil. Zip, Zap and Rap Van Winkle were born that day, their name derived from a copy of Rip Van Winkle that somehow gets involved.  The humans immediately took offensive postures firing guns at the aliens.  One of the missionaries not of the family Van Winkle suffers gunshot wounds and dies later en-route to their home planet of Krapton and the deceased aliens family vows revenge on the earthlings.  The Van Winkle clan has clear understanding of the primitive earthlings acting that way and vow to return to help save planet earth and its solar system from being destroyed by thwarting environmental disaster and therefore ensuring a unified planet prepared to turn back the vindictive aliens sworn to avenge the death.

On August 21, 2017, a total eclipse of the sun occurs and the darkest spot on earth is Hopkinsville, Ky.  It coincides with the arrival of the evil alien space invaders as they attack.  Meanwhile, Zip Zap and Rap are to return to earth for birthday party and gala events, also to obtain the social security benefits as they are all american born.

Prior to that day, Zip Van Winkle takes Earth as his subject of salvation, promoting a globalocal planet and launches a publication called Thrifty Zip.  His song named Space Invaders is referred to as Zips Hit and is released by Mad Martian Music as a single.  The Van Winkle bros are all musicians. Zip is rock, zap is country amd rap is rap.

Zaps planet of focus is Mars, owned by Earthling R.G. Griffing, and 100,000 plots of martian real estate are allocated for lease to earthlings that take the globalocal pledge for a specific zip code.

Rap gets short end of stick with Planet Uranus, a parody of Mars-One with a prison theme that also provides the platform for prison reform and anti CCA press.

In the 10 years prior to the darkest day, the animals on earth decide to do their part to save the planet and the Aardvark concept kicks in, and the critters wage war against the humans when needed.

The animal talk to only one human, daniel griffing thinking he is henry griffing, frontier tie in.  Daniel loses his mind by this, and his job and runs off to Kansas City from Abilene to hide.  Only to be ambushed by the critters in Raytown.  This creates platforms for multiple causes and concerns.

There is traveling thru time and space via the black hole in the wall pass.